Ok, so lately I've noticed there's been a dramatic increase of you at some of my favorite forums. That being said I thought I'd take the time to write you a little letter and I added some pictures to better make my point:




Ok first of all... You're not as cool as you think you are and you're not as smart. I mean there are some of you that are intellegent but they are not who I'm really talking about here. The ones I'm talking about are the most primitive form of Newbie...



Now some would say it's not really nice to flame a new person to a forum but I say in the long run it prolly does them a bit of good. Usually they'll stop acting like such an ass or they'll just leave:



See what I mean? Now some people no matter what are just going to be dumb. These newbies are particularly irratating and no amount of flaming will get through. Personally I think that everyone should have to watch Posting and YOU from albino blacksheep before they even are allowed to post ANYWHERE. It would save MODs and ADMIN's lots of time as they wouldn't have to delete shit. Well, I guess that's all for now. Good luck Newbies of the internet!


Sincerly, Jess

Jess: Like omwtf you suck! You make Jason feel bad you jerkass punk!! Find a petrie dish somewhere and die!

Jami: i hate you and i wish you would go infest the Hilton family instead!

Worst of wishes,
Jami and Jess

(Thanks to our special guest Jami)

OMGWTF.. your solo music sucks.. whatever happened to nifty tracks like "Spiderwebs" and and "Tragic Kingdom"? Another thing... what in the hell is a halloback girl? What are you street now or somethin'? You had me going there with that cover of "It's my Life." That was an awesome song. Why couldn't you keep rockin' Gwen? Instead I am forced to endure cliche white girl trying to "keep it for realz." Whatever happened to that cool girl in No Doubt? Cause I have no doubts that she's not here anymore...

Regretfully Yours,
Jess

Jason: Wtf is with this single player online Jeopardy shit? Back in the day with the old format my friends and I would compete for money and honor to pass the night away. You ruined it Trebek. I mean, who wants to play all by themselves? Where's the thrill and excitement of smiting the enemy?? This n00b version of online Jeopardy is teh suxor!!!!111


Jess: WTF man? How can I show how much smarter I am then all my friends if I can't play a frickin' game of jeopardy against them. Online jeopardy sux and so do you!


Go to Hell!
Jason and Jess

PS... Wheel of Fortune vs Jeopardy= Jeopardy pwnd!

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